*Checks supplies *
Hmm, I was so concerned with stockpiling non-perishable foods that I never thought to stock up on random things.
*Goes online. Adds a random assortment of things to the cart. Excedrin. Aluminum foil. Deodorant. Toothpaste. Wasp spray.*
Cart message: “Some of your items require a minimum order value.”
Ok, fine.
*Adds a bag of trail mix to hit the order minimum*
*5 days later, in the middle of the night*
“Your order has shipped! Sorry, some of the items in your order were not available.”
Shipment includes: trail mix.
That’s it. The one thing you don’t need is the one thing you get.